What About Surfers?

A totally hot surfer came over this week after responding to my CraigsList ad for Marines. he wrote and said, "what about surfers?" What about surfers, indeed! He almost didn't respond to my ad. I guess in my mind, "Marines" is code for hot guys. But I love surfers, too. I never saw a Marine I didn't like and the same goes for surfers.

Sometimes Army guys write and say, "how come you love Marines and not Army?" But i do love Army. I love all the Armed Forces: Marines, Navy, Army, Coast Guard, Seals, Air Force, Border Patrol, The National Guard, Peace Corps; who have I left out? I love a man in uniform, period. Or a man with a surfboard.

Surfer? Military? Either way, I'm happy!

Stars and Stripes

This week I had a very sexy Marine return for his 2nd BJ. This guy has a perfect cock. Perfect size. Very hairy. Really sexy guy. I could do him everyday.

Anyway, he walks in on Friday, in full uniform, opens his fly and he's wearing America flag boxers. It was a classic moment I shall never forget. I felt so proud to be an American cocksucker in that moment. I gave him a totally patriotic BJ. And as I did, I thought to myself, "this guy loves our country so much, he not only joins the military, but he wears the flag for underwear. Talk about an All-American guy! Semper fi!

Beware of Mall Workers

They seem so innocent and friendly over the counter but when you get them home alone they just might call you names and pound your mouth. I met this nice guy online; works in a mall chain store. I won't tell you which one but just for fun let's say it's Hot Dog on a Stick. LOL

We agree on a time. He comes over. First thing he does is starts telling me to suck his cock and get it hard then he calls me a slut and a whore. He grabs my ears and fucks mouth. "Take it. Take it." He's a white guy but he makes me call him Papi. He puts me on the bed, lays me on my back and mounts my face. He starts fucking my throat like it's a pussy. I can barely breathe. He shoots in the condom and tells me, "the next time, it's gonna be on your face!"

He gets up, pulls his work shirt on over his hairy chest, buckles up his pants and heads back to the mall. I'm breathless and my make-up is a mess. I can't believe how rough he was! And I can't wait for him to come back!

Is Sally a MILF???

I guess I'm a MILF to some people!

For those of you who don't know, MILF stands for: Mom I'd Like To Fuck. LOL

So, last night, I was talking online to a 21 year old and after I told him I was 38 he said, "that's my fantasy! I've always wanted to do a MILF."

I was shocked, to say the least. Sally loves children but only from afar. She's a wonderful aunt but has no interest in being anyone's Mommy. I don't even like typing the word. But hey, if it turns you on to think of me as a MILF, go right ahead! I just don't think of myself that way. Not yet, anyway.

FOX6 went undercover with the San Diego Police Vice

Taken from the Fox6 Website:

Everyday, millions of people log onto Craigslist, looking for everything from apartments and jobs, to jewelry and cars. But now, there is a growing number of people logging on for sex.
FOX6 went undercover with the San Diego Police Vice Unit to get an inside look as they target these online prostitutes and their "cyberpimps."

On that night, the eight detectives were at a downtown hotel. The set-up there was realistic. There were clothes in the closet, a toothbrush in the bathroom, and beer on the table. One thing out of place, and the operation would be blown.

"They call the hotel to make sure the name we've given them over the phone is the same name that the room is registered to," explains Vice Sgt. Lynda Oberlies. "They'll check doors, they'll pick up pillows and mattresses. They check everywhere."

Hidden in that room is a highly-sensitive voice recorder. It allows detectives in the room next door to listen to everything said between the alleged prostitute and the cop posing as a John.

Once money is exchanged, and sex is offered, the woman is handcuffed and placed under arrest for prostitution.

A 28-year old woman arrested in the sting told detectives she was selling her body to pay for cosmetology school.

A 22-year old woman who was also arrested told FOX6 she learned how to sell her body from her family.

"I had a lot of friends and family that were out there, stripping and things like that. Some had pimps, and had nice things. And I was trying to get nice things, too."

But those "nice things" come at a price.

"We hear men have held guns to their heads, they've choked them, and they've tied them up and left them," said Oberlies.

Detectives say most women selling themselves on Craigslist have "cyberpimps."

"Primarily, everyone we've had contact with, there is somebody in the background," said Oberlies. "They pretty much receive 100 percent of the profit."

Both women arrested at the sting denied having pimps, and they both received misdemeanor citations. They were allowed to walk out of the hotel that night.

Vice says many of these women often begin posting again on Craigslist the very next day. Detectives say that is what makes Craigslist so popular for online prostitution. It is free, anyone can post, and there is very little regulation. In fact, they say the postings are protected by the First Amendment.

In Your Dreams

I got this today from a sweet guy who had a dream about me:
"Hey naughty Sally, you won't believe it one night I had a dream about you I would never forget. It started off I walked into a gas station and I was going to buy an ICEE, then I seen you pumping gas in your car. So after I bought my ICEE I went over to you and said "Sally is that you". & I gave you a hug. Then I sat down my ICEE & all of a sudden you dropped a quarter so you bent over and picked it up. then your booty swung and knocked over my drink. & I said Sally, "Sally why you did that". & you said "Im sorry how can I make it up to you, do you want me to buy you another one." & I said "that's alright".

Then I thought to my self wait a minuet I can get Sally to suck my dick. Then I said "Sally would you suck my dick". and you said "Sure why not we can go back to my place." So finally when we got to Sally house, she invited me in and said "alright drop you pants and draws". So I pulled down my shorts and boxers, then she got on her knees and started suckin my dick. I did everything thing with her head. 1st I said "put the whole thing in you mouth and keep it there for 10 minuets. Then I started 2 fuck her face. Then I yelled out "Awwww!! yeah right there that's good." It felt so good. Then when I pulled out my dick, I seen Sally was sweatin like she was thirsty. So I said Sally wait I got a little surprise for you open your mouth and close your eyes. The she said "Are you goin to put your dick in my mouth again." Then I said "no something better". Since Sally looked thirsty I started jackin off and I nutted all in her mouth.

Man what a dream.

Sally's Behind!

I literally have about 9 videos to edit and upload over the next 5 days. So if you don't see or hear much from me over the weekend, that's why. But I'm working on some very hot videos. Thanks to all who of you who have subscribed to my videos. It really means a lot to me and want to keep my customers happy. Have a great Saturday, everyone.

Love Sally

Cocksucking Classes?

I got this today:

"SALLY, do you give cocksucking lessons in sd, i would love to improve my style even though it is only part time.."

This could be interesting. I could teach classes? How much should I charge? Maybe I could get it set up at the Learning Annex. LOL

Trannie Hitchhiking Pt. 2

Sally Doesn't Cyber

I try to be polite but even Sally has her limits. This one guy always IM's me and asks me if he can rub my ass while I suck him. I say yes. The he asks me to describe my ass. This has been going on for over a year. He did it again last night and I finally said:

"Honey, we've been over this a million times."

He says, "I know but I like hearing the answer, it turns me on."

I say: "But it's getting old, honey. When you're ready to meet, e-mail me."

I'm into real meetings. Sally doesn't cyber.

Sally Meets Her Match

I had a big manly Navy man over last Thursday night. His wife was at Bingo! Don't you just love that??? Anyway, he had a super big dick! Super thick. Curved to the side. I ALMOST couldn't get it down. Seriously! I got pretty far but I couldn't get the last inch down. But thankfully, I finally did. He helped by pushing my head down but still, for a few minutes there, I was worried I had met my match! He said no one had ever gone that deep before! The better I go at it he started saying things like, "good girl", and "you're getting good at this." I'm getting turned on just thinking about it. I need to remember to get bigger condoms for his next visit.

Advice From Sally

I had this little e-mail exchange with a stranger and I'm sharing it with you all. I should change my name to SallyTheTeacher!

Him: I JUST WONDER HWO IS FOR REAL ON CL, YOU ARE THE 3RD ONE THAT RESPONDS, BUT AFTER 1 OR 2 EMAIL EXCHANGES, THATS THE END OF IT???, I KNOW SHIT WANT TO HOOK UP WITH A SHEMALE, FOR MY FIRST TIME. SO IF YOU ARE THAT PERSON PLEASE SHOOT ME A COUPLE OF GOOD PICS OF YOURSELF, SO I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, TOPLESS, OR IN A THONG, SOMETHING THAT SHOWS ME WHAT TO EXPECT.

Sally: I have a website with tons of pics. VeryNaughtySally dot com I'm very real but I may not be what you're looking for, honey.

Him: WITH ALL DO RESPECT, IVE BEEN DIRECTED TO WEBAITES BEFORE, AND ALL THEY WANT IS MONEY, AND WHY WOULDNT YOU BE WHAT IM LOOKING FOR?

Sally: Do you want me to be totally honest? I don't know you but I think I
can tell you why your IM's and e-mails don't get answered.

Him: OF COURSE, ITS NOT THAT THEY DONT ANSWER, ITS JUST USUALLY A PLOY, AND AFTER A WHILE PEOPLE JUST DONT WANT TO WRITE LONG EMAILS, BECAUSE IT DOES NO GOOD.

Sally: 1. STOP WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IT'S INCREDIBLY ANNOYING!

2. You come off in your e-mail very suspicious and sort of bitter
which is a turn off.

3. You have to talk with alot of people before you get a hook up. Stay
patient and don't get bitter.

4. Don't write to someone and say, "send me a thong pic or boob pic."
No one likes to be ordered around or told what to do in a first
e-mail.

5. There are very few real girls on Craigslist, anyway

6. I have a website so I don't HAVE to send guys pics. It saves me
time. But if you don't want to go. Don't go. But I'm not sending pics
out cause I get waaaaaay too many responses.

7. I require a donation because we do it in my house, use my condoms, I
clean up afterwards, I supply the porn so I expect the guy to
contribute a little something. A small donation. Why should I pay for
everything?

8. So there ya go. That should help you out if you stay open and not
get defensive. I'm telling you all this to help you. Use my advice and
you'll get much further.

Love
Sally

Him: ok, thanks fo rthe advise, did not know caps was annoying, and i dont want to hook up with a girl, i want a tru shemale, not just a crossdresser, that goes and cleans toilets the next day, does that make sense, so i apologise if i have waisted your time, and thank you for taking the time to talk with me.

Sally: Much better....it's good to be clear what you want but not demanding.
And you don't need to say the thing about cleaning
toilets...lol...remember you are trying to make yourself attractive in
the e-mail...negativity is not attractive, have an awesome night.
Good luck!

Free Cam Show Tonight

Sorry, for not posting in the last few days. I've been so busy doing "it" that I haven't had time to write about it. I have about 6 new hot stories for you so, hopefully, I'll find time in the next day or so to do some serious blogging.

As for tonight, I have a guy coming over who really wants to show off on the webcam around 7:30 pm. If all goes as planned we'll be on Yahoo under my screenname. I'll have the preferences set to allow anyone to view! See ya at 7:30 hopefully!

Love Sally

Fan Mail?

I got these two contrasting e-mails today:

The Good:
"Read your story on CL you slut I love that, stay as sexy as you are .....I'm becoming a big fan via the web page YouTube and now your short story. So when is it we can meet? I mean that in the kindest way, ok I was thinking dirty thoughts."

The Not So Good:
"Uhhh...that character (Steve Urkel) was not in saved by the bell and if you don't want to be judged by your photo then get a better one."

But see here's what I didn't explain to the guy. I don't want better pics. I want pics that represent me. I don't want guys coming over expecting to meet Angelina Jolie! Anybody can take a fabulous photo. But I want people to look at my pics and know EXACTLY who they're meeting. Maybe it's odd but that's what I think. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder or should I say, the cockholder.

The Return of Lipstick Man

My lipstick man came back this week. He really is the sweetest man. His ass is like a rock. I keep thinking about his rock-hard ass. I love holding it while blowing him. I like him so much I let him kiss me. Afterwards his mouth is covered in my lipstick. I keep putting on more and more. And he loves seeing it smeared all over his "manhood." What is up with guys who love seeing lipstick all over themselves. Guys always say this to me, "I want to see your lipstick all over my dick." Well I'm happy to oblige!

The Newest Dirty Bookstore

Thanks to my new best friend, I discovered a new dirty bookstore in Escondido on Grand Ave. I stopped in around 5 PM. expecting to find lots of straight men coming home from work but the crowd was pretty sparse. The managers seemed to be cool, though; no yelling at customers to get in a booth. I fooled around with one guy who, literally, had some of the biggest balls I have ever seen. I would go back but I wouldn't run back. I could tell the place had great potential and if the walls could talk I'm sure they'd have some hot stories but my first visit was no home run. But just like Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'll be back!

I Love A Guy Who Loves It

I had a very cute Asian student last week from San Diego. He drove all the way up to see me. I blew him for at least an hour and he LOVED it. He was acting like it was nothing he had ever experienced before. I love that. I love when I'm doing a guy and he says stuff like, "Holy shit!", or "Oh My God", or "Incredible!" Just knowing that the guy is in total heaven really drives me crazy. I aim to please. So if they're happy, I'm happy!

Don't Judge A Book By Its Pic

I've learned not to judge a guy based on his pic, especially military men. I got a pic this week from a Marine and I swear he looked like Urkel from Family Matters but he described himself and I just knew the pic was misleading, plus I've never met a military guy I didn't like. Ever! I love all military men. So I go to his hotel, he opens the door and I'm greeted but this tall, beefy, handsome, muscular black stud. And for the next hour he used me in every position possible. His leg were like pillars, rock-hard-thick pillars! His arms, HUGE. This guy was hot aggressive and totally sweet. So stop judging by pics, ladies. Give a guy chance! Especially if his pic looks likeUrkel.

Sally is awake!

Don't ask me why but I'm actually awake at 9 am on a Thursday morning! Good Lord, it feels like 5 am! lol
It's overcast today in Oceanside. A good day to suck cock. I think I'll
jump in the shower and get "dressed". But first I'm gonna blog about
some hot recent experiences.

Thursday is GREAT

I don't normally make plans in advance but I have a few guys coming over tomorrow. I can always squeeze in a few more. Let me know if you want to hook up tomorrrow.

Love Sally

Trannie Hitchhiking Pt. 1

Mens Health Magazine

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VNS and Maps

I got an e-mail yesterday addressed to VNS. I was so confused. What does VNS mean? VNS???

About two hours later it dawned on me: VNS = VeryNaughtySally lol

I also got another e-mail from a cool guy telling me about the dirty bookstore in Escondido. He was so sweet he actually drew me a map of the good booths and the bad booths. What a sweet guy! He should draw maps for a living!

MzVicky Arrives

Vicky was in town tonight, serving her country. She went off and blew 4 Marines and came back looking perfect. How does she do it? After I give head all my make-up and hair is a total mess but MzVicky always looks perfect. Oh well. Such is life! lol

I'm so glad to be back in Oceanside. Even though I was gone for 48 hours it felt like a week.

And I have lots of footage to edit this week. I'm about 5 videos behind! So it should be a busy week of editing and sucking. I love Oceanside!

Make-up is $oooo Expen$ive!

One great thing about my trip to LA was stopping in my favorite make-up store, Ball Beauty Supply on Fairfax. They have certain products I've only seen in that store. I was running low on a few things so I stopped in to buy some eye shadow and I walked out with 80 bucks worth of stuff. I'm telling you, men, make-up is expensive. It takes a lot of money to look as bad as I do! LOL I did find out though that they have a shipping departmemt so from now on I can just call in my order and have it delivered. Hallelujah!

Have a great Saturday!

Sally is BACK in Oceanside!

The good news is I'm back in Oceanside after 48 hours in LA. The bad news I did not suck one dick in LA. I was waaaaaay to busy with non-sexual things. All those CraigsList e-mails are going to waste! Damn. Well, maybe next time. I should go to LA once a month and throw a sex party! Hmmmmm. I'll think about that. Vicky and I use to have some awesome orgies in LA. 5 guys lined up on the couch! So hot! I miss those days and I know Vicky misses them, too. But I'm glad to be back in my new home, fabulous Oceanside! I was only gone 48 hours but it felt like a week!

Sally is FRUSTRATED!!!

I came to LA for 48 hours and I'm hoping to suck some dick. I'd at least like to see some of my LA regulars but my non-sexual friends are monopolizing all of my time so I might wind up leaving town without sucking one single dick. That would be awful! I put an ad on CraigsList telling people I was back and I got about 60 responses but it's doubtful I'm gonna have time now to do anyone. So, just like the title says, Sally is FRUSTRATED!

F Street Bookstore in Escondido

Too bad I'm going to LA in the morning. I was just informed that there is a better dirty bookstore near me. I went to one in Escondido called Romantix and it was anything but! Romantix was mostly gay cocksuckers standing around waiting for hot straight guys, at least the night I went. But today I was told that the F Street Bookstore in Escondido on Grand Ave. is a fun hook up place. So when I return I'll be venturing out there. I'll keep you posted.

Off to LA

I'm heading to LA for the next two days, Thursday and Friday. I'll be there tomorrow night and then will probably be back late Friday night. Maybe I'll have a sex party tomorrow or Friday for some of my old regulars. Anybody up for that? Email me.

VeryNaughtySally@gmail.com

Thurs Night Pt. 2: Jawdropping

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Sally's Taxi Service

I just got this via e-mail:

"visiting here in sd
can u pick me up ?? or drive here to meet at 711"

I'm gonna drive to a 7-11 and pick you up and blow you? Are you serious? What do you think I am? Desperate??? Jesus Christ!

PS What time should I be there?

Thurs Night Pt. 1: "Faggot Cocksucker"

I see this guy. Navy guy. Big beefy Navy guy. I walk in. No hi or hello. He just drops his pants, I drop to my knees and he starts fucking mouth. Tall guy. Hairy crotch. Just the way I like it. I've been seeing this guy on and off for 6 months. I know nothing about him other than that he's in the Navy. Last night while fucking my mouth he called me a "faggot cocksucker!" Heaven! lol He takes both hands and just face fucks me without stopping for long stretches at a time. He has a big comfy chair he likes to kick back in. He watches straight porn; eyes on the TV, hands on my head, dick in my mouth. Last night I blew him for about 40 minutes. Yum. That was the beginning of what turned out to be a lovely night! Oh, did I mention he came ALL over my face? Where is my dignity??? LOL

San Diego Tonight/May 1st

I'm heading down tonight to suck off a Naval Officer between 9 and 10. I'll be up for more afterwards if anyone's horny. Send me an e-mail with your phone number. I'll be checking mail on my phone. I might even have my video camera with me.

VeryNaughtySally@gmail.com

The Videos are WORKING!!!!!

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The Rougher/The Better!

No, it was hot tonight! He came into my pitch black bedroom. He grabbed my hands and held them so tight; I couldn't push him away. He's sooooo stromg. He fucked my mouth so hard, made me gag; he loves hearing me choke! He's a really nice guy, very sweet, very friendly, very young, (21) but once we start he turns into an animal. How does a 21 year old learn to be so aggressive and in control? Afterwards I asked him:

ME: Do girls ever let you do it that hard?

HIM: Hell NO.

And that's why they love Sally because Sally has a motto: The rougher the better!!!