Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Sally Doesn't Cyber


I try to be polite but even Sally has her limits. This one guy always IM's me and asks me if he can rub my ass while I suck him. I say yes. The he asks me to describe my ass. This has been going on for over a year. He did it again last night and I finally said:

"Honey, we've been over this a million times."

He says, "I know but I like hearing the answer, it turns me on."

I say: "But it's getting old, honey. When you're ready to meet, e-mail me."

I'm into real meetings. Sally doesn't cyber.

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