Advice From Sally

I had this little e-mail exchange with a stranger and I'm sharing it with you all. I should change my name to SallyTheTeacher!

Him: I JUST WONDER HWO IS FOR REAL ON CL, YOU ARE THE 3RD ONE THAT RESPONDS, BUT AFTER 1 OR 2 EMAIL EXCHANGES, THATS THE END OF IT???, I KNOW SHIT WANT TO HOOK UP WITH A SHEMALE, FOR MY FIRST TIME. SO IF YOU ARE THAT PERSON PLEASE SHOOT ME A COUPLE OF GOOD PICS OF YOURSELF, SO I KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, TOPLESS, OR IN A THONG, SOMETHING THAT SHOWS ME WHAT TO EXPECT.

Sally: I have a website with tons of pics. VeryNaughtySally dot com I'm very real but I may not be what you're looking for, honey.

Him: WITH ALL DO RESPECT, IVE BEEN DIRECTED TO WEBAITES BEFORE, AND ALL THEY WANT IS MONEY, AND WHY WOULDNT YOU BE WHAT IM LOOKING FOR?

Sally: Do you want me to be totally honest? I don't know you but I think I
can tell you why your IM's and e-mails don't get answered.

Him: OF COURSE, ITS NOT THAT THEY DONT ANSWER, ITS JUST USUALLY A PLOY, AND AFTER A WHILE PEOPLE JUST DONT WANT TO WRITE LONG EMAILS, BECAUSE IT DOES NO GOOD.

Sally: 1. STOP WRITING IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IT'S INCREDIBLY ANNOYING!

2. You come off in your e-mail very suspicious and sort of bitter
which is a turn off.

3. You have to talk with alot of people before you get a hook up. Stay
patient and don't get bitter.

4. Don't write to someone and say, "send me a thong pic or boob pic."
No one likes to be ordered around or told what to do in a first
e-mail.

5. There are very few real girls on Craigslist, anyway

6. I have a website so I don't HAVE to send guys pics. It saves me
time. But if you don't want to go. Don't go. But I'm not sending pics
out cause I get waaaaaay too many responses.

7. I require a donation because we do it in my house, use my condoms, I
clean up afterwards, I supply the porn so I expect the guy to
contribute a little something. A small donation. Why should I pay for
everything?

8. So there ya go. That should help you out if you stay open and not
get defensive. I'm telling you all this to help you. Use my advice and
you'll get much further.

Love
Sally

Him: ok, thanks fo rthe advise, did not know caps was annoying, and i dont want to hook up with a girl, i want a tru shemale, not just a crossdresser, that goes and cleans toilets the next day, does that make sense, so i apologise if i have waisted your time, and thank you for taking the time to talk with me.

Sally: Much better....it's good to be clear what you want but not demanding.
And you don't need to say the thing about cleaning
toilets...lol...remember you are trying to make yourself attractive in
the e-mail...negativity is not attractive, have an awesome night.
Good luck!