VNS and Maps

I got an e-mail yesterday addressed to VNS. I was so confused. What does VNS mean? VNS???

About two hours later it dawned on me: VNS = VeryNaughtySally lol

I also got another e-mail from a cool guy telling me about the dirty bookstore in Escondido. He was so sweet he actually drew me a map of the good booths and the bad booths. What a sweet guy! He should draw maps for a living!